One Morning, My Hair was in Poor Condition, and my Life Began

2. I'm going to be a bike seat.

3. I'm going to be a crispy chicken.

4. I'm going to be a pillow.

5. I'm going to be a pacifier.

6. I'm going to be a tape measure.

7. I'm going to be a multidimensional space-time anomaly.

8. I'm going to be a condenser mic.

9. I'm going to be a Kohakutou.

10. I'm going to be a puppy.

11. I'm going to be a dummy head mic, part 2.

12. I'm going to be a dummy head (ultimate complete body).