Watching 1. Open for Business
Doraleous cuts short his first meeting to ask the Lady of the Lake for the Zephyr Blade.
2. The War Room
Mirdon's efforts to resurrect a cat disrupt the meeting.
3. The Troll Bridge
A troll will allow D&A to pass only if they can guess his name.
4. The Wetalds
D&A agree to a battle of champions.
6. Mightopolis
The royal guards will not allow D&A to see the king.
7. The Dungeon
D&A singing in the Mightopolis dungeon. Do you see a bitch? The universe says no.
8. Unexpected Gift
D&A find a wooden horse outside Doraleous Castle. Doraleous rescues a boy wizard and argues with Sir Walken about sword hygiene.
9. Party Canceled
D&A argue about moving the wooden horse and talk with the boy wizard.
10. Secret of the Zephyr Blade
Doraleous asks the Lady of the Lake for the real Zephyr blade. Neebs, Mirdon and Drak argue about what to do with the horse.
11. Digger Town
En route to the Meh Kingdom, Mirdon buys a new crystal for his staff.
12. Hero Punctuation
The Kingdom of Meh is unimpressed with Doraleous' efforts to help them. This might be a good thing.
13. The Pyramites
Doraleous goes to the aid of the very friendly and helpful Pyramites.
14. Dongo Tavern
D&A chat to girls and the proprietor of Dongo Tavern.
15. Girl in Mightopolis
Neebs signs Doraleous up as a gladiator. Drak and Mirdon speak with a fortune teller.
16. Gladiator
Doraleous helps Leslie battle a graboonie.
17. Arzon Prison
Sir Walken tells D&A about the prisoner of Arzon.
18. No Horse for Walken
An old man is hunting a terrible beast.
19. Goodbye Drak
D&A bid farewell to one of their own. Neebs hires a replacement.
20. The Cayous Ramparts
Doraleous tries to negotiate a peace, but seriously who leaves a baby in da woods!?
21. Old World Gate
In the aftermath of an attack from the Old World, Doraleous meets old friends and Mirdon speaks to the dead.
22. Brothers of the Old World
D&A investigate the Brothers of the Old World.
23. Battle in Dongo
D&A fight the Brothers of the Old World.
24. The Theatre
A performance of A Good Knight's Quest, by Billiam Wiggledart.
25. Drak is Back
D&A must defend their comrade against a monster hunter.
26. Geigh Kingdom
A messenger turtle from the Queer village summons D&A to the Geigh Kingdom.
27. Neebs vs Titanus
Titanus returns from the dead for revenge on Neebs. Broof and Walken mock a strange wizard with puns.
28. vs Giopes
D&A rescue the surviving Queers from a Giopi army, with the aid of a gigantic beast.
29. Last Straw
Doraleous fires Neebs and hires a replacement.
30. Battle of Hyleria
D&A fight the wooden army alongside Testiclees.
31. Self Struggle
Testiclees asks the Lady of the Lake for the Zephyr Blade.
32. Wizard Duel
Mirdon fights a wizardly duel with an old colleague.
33. Giope Invasion
D&A aid the Geigh Kingdom against the Giopes.
34. Black Cloaks
Drak, Mirdon and Thesaurus confront the Black Cloaks. Doraleous and Broof visit Broof's grandmother.
35. Anphrony
Someone is killing Broof's comrades, the Legapur Nine.
36. Fortune Teller
The fortune teller has disturbing news for Doraleous. Neebs becomes a broom salesman.
37. Doraleous Returns
D&A rescue one of the Legapur Nine, while Neebs meets a captured king.
38. Meowdusa
D&A fight an endearing monster.
40. Damsel on a Budget
When Olga has a problem, D&A agree to help her out on the cheap cheap.
41. Immortal Prisoner
Doraleous and Olga share a high five; Walken investigates Arzon prison.
42. Hanging Galliver
Galliver is about to be unjustly hung... not if D&A can help it.
43. The Immagitchu
Doraleous finds that he has been kidnapped, and is about to have to cross the forest containing the dreaded Immagitchu.
44. Titanus' Revenge
Neebs fights Titanus; The Lady of the Lake gives Doraleous the Zephyr Blade.
45. Walking Dead
A horrifying disease has a disgusting cure.
46. Doraleous Hunters
Calas hires a hunter to capture D&A.
47. Wetald's Speech
D&A once again find themselves in the Wetald village on the brink of war, confronted with ... Leslie.
48. Duke of Welfare
D&A ambushed by the Duke of Welfare, Neebs gets kidnaped by the Brotherhood of the Old World.
49. Tranny Hole
The final epic battle between the Brotherhood of the Old World and D&A.
50. The Wonder Bridge
An assault on Doraleous Castle is distracted by other objectives.
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