2. Sell Yourself

Simon and Kareme are picked by Uncle Spike to sell erectile dysfunction pills; Officer Goodnight has difficulties patrolling the South Side.

3. Turner Buys a Building

Officer Turner is at odds with a civil rights icon who happens to live in her newly acquired building; Simon and Kareme try their hand at selling street popcorn.

4. The Day the New Jordans Drop

Officers Turner and Goodnight guard a store that’s selling the new Jordans, and Simon and Kareme try to recover a laptop that has Kareme’s sci-fi novel on it.

5. Cold Cases

Kareme and Quincy compete to see who can repossess more in one day, and Bluto defends himself in court.

6. Mongolian Curly

Simon and Kareme crash a barbecue, and Officer Turner gets a new wig to impress her old high school classmates.

7. Chi-Town

Officer Turner’s father asks her to compete in a spades tournament, and Simon learns the moves for steppin’.

8. Weird White Murderer

Officer Turner throws herself into the search for a missing teenager, and Stacy sets out to record the perfect song to inspire the community.

9. Mild Sauce Meatballs

Kareme propels Rent-T-Own to the next level with his tasty mild sauce meatballs, and Allen tries desperately to impress the Heirs of Madagascar social club.

10. Litcoin

Simon and Kareme invest in a new cryptocurrency called Litcoin, and Officer Goodnight shoots himself in the foot.